Salt vs. Snow

Who would win in a battle-

the snow we've been having vs. the salt flats.
cowboys vs. the indians.
ninja vs.. pirate.
witch vs. a vampire.
cat with very sharp claws vs. a intensely mean dog.
man vs. wild.
a very spicy taco vs. a very very juicy hamburger.
me vs. josh in mancala.
stinky potato mixed in rotten milk vs. rotten tomato in the hot blazing sun.
buddah vs. the universe.(none of us make it out alive)
blockbuster vs. the few people that said 'the fountain' was good. (i dont get it)
the new handsome furs vs. the old handsome furs
ancient europe vs. ancient america.(in a fair fight.)